A Sure-fire Test!

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I watched the Academy Awards, of course, intermittently, between bouts of C-III. Tivo works well for this sort of thing. I watch the event mostly for the sex. My two favorites of the evening were J-Lo and Jenniffer Garner. Pussimi Maximi.

A missive from E-Trade arrived today. Seems my account is not closed after all, and still contains eighteen cents. This could be bad news. Will mister account manager review my unclosed account? And if so will MAM charge me the usual account management fee? Will I soon get another missive from E-Trade billing me for the usual AMF? Will I soon owe E-Trade $38.82? We shall see.

Seems that Kootch and I are at risk for type-II diabetes, and that both our recent 'fasting blood sugar' readings are within the suspect range. So I ordered a blood sugar test kit from Kaiser and am now in the process of testing blood sugar. Kootch has yet to 'sign on,' but I am now quite familiar with the test procedure (ouch).

I find the test convenient for verifying that my INR is not going through the roof.

As you know my previous verification procedure was related to BBF (Bible Booger Frequency); however, the god apparently cured that cause of bloody snots, leaving me in the dark about INR. My backup plan (to shave off the skin cancer above my upper lip every two or three weeks) served in a back-up capacity, but now I have a sure-fire everyday test! I love it!