A Win-Win-Win Situation

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I just checked up on the number of beers I have consumed tonight: ten. So I am averaging one beer per post. Not bad! I have six left (four from last week - I must have drunk way too much whiskey last week). I plan to save those six beers 'til next friday night, then possibly throw in a mix consisting of Diet Pepsi and a half-pint of Canadian whiskey. Will that work? Stay tuned: might work, might not.

I know that some of you are wishing that I will 'see the light' and give up booze and convert to (take your choice: a-Christianity, b-Mohammedism, c-Juda(boom)ism, d-Other). I know that. You think my heart is in the right place and that I deserve to be saved from eternal hell. Thank you for your concerns, don't hold your breath. Think of it this way: when you finally go to the Heaven you can inquire as to the final whereabouts of Yours Truly. The god will certainly grant your request. If I am in hell, then you will have the pleasure of watching me burn (if you are a Christian). If you are Jewish/Muslim then you will have the pleasure of watching my circumcision first, before the burning. If you are the Other, then you can take your choice of eternal punishment according to whatever your taste might be.

It's a win-win-win situation.