Pussy Punishment?

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The stuffed green peppers are in the oven, I am on my 10th 3.2 beer, and mister boom-boom upstairs is pounding the walls. All is normal. Which is to say that now is the most auspicious time to pick up the brown telephone and dial 666. Standby...
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gd: Speaking. You're on your 10th beer. Right?
me: Impressive as usual.
gd: Drunk again of course?
me: Of course.
gd: Ready for tomorrow?
me: Ready for tomorrow.
gd: why do you do this to me on Friday nights?
me: I'm reading a book...
gd: Uh-oh...
me: ...titled, 'The end of Faith...'
gd: This is worse than I thought...
me: ...by a fella name of Sam Harris.
gd: (censored)
me: Harris quotes some scripture from the VOOT...
gd: VOOT?
me: Old Testament. Harris claims that over the centuries Jewish religious practice has become more pussy-like, punishment-wise.