Friday, September 02, 2005

Is the Pope Catholic?

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lucifer: My idea was to hang the penis outside while at the same time protecting it from the environment with a covering. It was the easiest way...
me: Sounds reasonable...
lucifer: While at the same time creating a receptacle inside the female - who was designed to create the new life - into which the male DNA could be injected.
me: I follow you. But we are most interested in the design of the penis. Could you please elaborate? Is the human penis like the penis of, say, a dog?
lucifer: Sure. A human penis and a dog penis are alike in the sense that they both have a kind of sleeve which protects them.
me: How are they different?
lucifer: The penis of a dog has only a retractable sleeve, whereas the penis of a human has a sleeve which is both retractable and reversible.
me: Wow.
lucifer: In our human model the sleeve of the penis is like a reversible sweater.
me: Please go on...
lucifer: As you 'skin it back' so to say, it presents the ennervated inner lining to the environment which is, ideally, the vagina of the female.
me: Is the vaginal environment designed to compliment the state of the skinned back penis?
lucifer: Is the pope Catholic?