Friday, September 02, 2005

I'll Bet!

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lucifer: The main problem was continuity. A beautiful species was nothing without continuity.
me: I see that...
lucifer: But the mechanics of continuity were somewhat onerous.
me: I don't follow...
lucifer: Fucking needed to be pleasurable.
me: Ah, gotcha!
lucifer: In the interests of continuity we designed pleasure into the mechanical procedure. We found that it was absolutely necessary.
me: I'm with you.
lucifer: In fact, the necessity for continuity was, so to say, the genesis of Pleasure Itself.
me: Whoa. Are you saying that the 'pleasure centers' in the human brain were created as an adjunct to human reproduction?
lucifer: Initially. But as the design matured we discovered many other applications for the Pleasure Center.
me: I'll bet!