Complex Ritual

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The Bionic man concerns a double amputee (both arms at the sholders) who has been testing out a computerized system of mechanical hands and arms. I couldn't help wondering whether he would eventually learn how to unzip his pants, pull his pecker out, pee, shake it off, put the thing back, and zip up. It all sounds so simple until you really think about it. It is a complex ritual.

I also wondered whether he would eventually 'learn' how to jerk off, which seems by comparison to be a very simple ritual. This was one of the more interesting pieces in a week of boring stories about Katrina.