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There was a fascinating story from Russia this week concerning stoned cows. Seems there is a lot of Ganja growing in the fields which normally produce cattle feed for Russian cows, and since there is some sort of drought in the area the crop is being harvested, Ganja and all, and fed to the cows. The question is, will the milk get you high?

What interested me about this story was the newscaster's opinion that, for the stoned cows, time would fly ('time flys when you're havin' fun'). But as an old Ganja lover I can tell you that he got it wrong: time drags when you're on Ganja. We call it 'Marijuana time distortion.' That's the bad news. The good news is that you love every second of it.

So... there are a bunches of stoned cows in Russia even as we type, who are stoned out of little their minds, wondering where it will all end and hoping that it won't.