Nighty Night?

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Which brings us to my last subject for tonight, concerning 'ringing phones and vibrating blackberries.' I got the idea as I switched between CNN and MSNBC, two of my favorite channels. Seems that some good-looking British-Indian lady on CNN had come in contact with an Indian mystic named, Sri Sri Ravi Shankar. She sought enlightenment from the great guru with the question, 'My phone is ringing and my Blackberry is vibrating. What should I do?'

I have forgot the great Guru's advice, but I remember my own, which proved to me absolutely that I am no guru: 'Stuff your Blackberry into your panties and your forefingers into your ears.'

Nighty night!