I Was Such an Idiot in Those Days

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Just opened a letter from my HS (stomp) reunion group. It gave a website to which I could go in order to see the photos of their latest reunion. I tried it to no avail. It is another world (stomp). A list of the students was enclosed and I was gratified to see that one of my old enemies was dead. This SOB was a well-known bully who fucked with me one fine day. We got in a fight which ended in a draw, more or less. But he never fucked with me again. Now he is dead. Good. He was an ass hole.

My former girlfriend is also dead. I feel absolutely nothing for her, although I pined for that lost love for at least twenty years. She was my first mature love. We would smootch in the swing on her porch and I would get a hardon and after an evening of this my balls would begin to ache. Our relationship was ridiculously platonic by modern standards - I didn't even feel her tits - but just holding her warm body and french-kissing her was enough to get me s-o-o-o-o hot! After those sessions I would go home and jerk off and squirt an arc of cum about ten feet high. Nowadays when I jerk off I can attain a height of about ten millimeters, if that.

I really do not connect to the class of '54 except for that luscious female who loved me and made my testicles ache, and, of course, my stupid brother. There was one other girl I would have loved to fuck. Her name was Yvonne and she was pussimus maximus. She was much better-looking than Anne, my girl friend. But she seemed unattainable. Anyway, I was only attracted to girls who seemed to like me (boom) especially. That is the way it is with me. Even girls who liked me had to pass muster, and several of them failed the test. I remember a few of them who, by my current standards, were absolutely luscious and who I would fuck today at the drop of a hat but who I 'rejected' at the time on some ridiculous 'technicality.' I was such an idiot in those days.