Sunday, November 28, 2004

Gas Log

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Well, as you can see, I missed that date. I have to be in the mood for this stuff. Tonight's mood is powered by some Natural 3.2 beer on an empty stomach.

This is the second version. The first version was lost, apparently, possibly because of the 'gas log.' Do gas logs irritate Judeo-faggotry? In the sincere hope that this is indeed the case I will now undertake to redo the gas log:

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Up at 10:45 no gas.
Gas in LR at 11:15 --> BR (C-III) (gas in living room, moved to bedroom. Play C-III).
G in BR at 1200 --> LR - gas - turned on VS (ventilation system).
1210: Gas gone from LR and BR. Cold. Turned off VS.
1238: Gas LR --> BR. They follow me, stomp above.
1300: (being gassed here! --> LR and tivo LKL. Turned on VS 1/6)
1300: Back LR. Watch tv.
1310: Gas LR --> BR play C-III
1327: Gas BR --> LR.
1400: Gas LR --> BR.
1415: Gas BR --> LR. VS=1/3.
1444: Gas is too much for 1/3. Fills entire apt except for KR (Kootch's room) --> KR.
1453: Back in Kitchen - gas causes runny nose, lung discomfort - BR ok --> BR.
1507: No gas. Turn off VS.
(I then took a shower and went to the maul for a walk and to the super market)
1640: Gas in LR as I watch news w/beer. VS=1/3. OAT=20F.
1650: Cough - tap.
1653: Open patio door. Put on winter clothes.
1659: Clear throat - wall bang.
1704: Abandon LR,
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