A Hot Water Bong

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The night is young and I am consuming booze at an alarming rate. But not to worry: when the booze has all been imbibed there are the ordurves (sp?): scoopable corn chips and a special dip made by Kootch (refried beans, green chile, cheese, heated in the microwave). Nothing sops up booze like food. Nothing inhibits further boozing more than food. Nothing creates a raging appetite like Pot. (Hmm: could Pot be useful in fighting Anorexia? I think so! Try it!) Not that I have any Pot available. And not that I have ordered any Pot Seeds via The Internet. I am only thinking about it. Obvious downside is that Pot would work for the Jewish Queers who are gassing me, further degrading my upper-respiratory system. So my calculations need to take (stomp) that consideration into consideration. Furthermore I would need to acquire a Bong (being gassed here). I know from experience that Pot is harsh when it is drawn through a 'joint' but that Pot is mellow when it is drawn through a hot water bong. So under current conditions I would never do Pot through a joint. I might eat Pot in a brownie, but I am on a diet. So this only leaves me with one option: a hot water bong.