The Circumcised Press

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Booze is gone and I am in muchie phase now. A quick glance at tv suggests that Bush will win the election - but I could be wrong. You might be wondering whether I would be disappointed if Bush did in fact win. No. I am not a participant, I am merely an observer. I laugh. I laugh if Bush wins; I laugh if Kerry wins. I am not one of you. I do not participate. I observe, and I laugh.

A little past ten PM now and I am still in Munchie Phase (tap). But I should say that I am in awe of the Circumcised Press (the 4th Estate or the News Media or whatever you choose to call it) as I watch tv and listen. And I can tell you - idiots that you are - that these are the folks who keep you free. Neither the Republicans nor the Democrats nor the 'Independents' will succeed in the task of keeping you idiots out there free, without the Circumcised Press. You ought to raise a glass on this auspicious occasion to the real heroes of Democracy.