Be Advised...

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I would like to say that at this point I am too drunk to continue. But I would be wrong about that. I am slightly buzzed, but not by any means drunk. And I have done my duty! I have drunk at least six beers on an empty stomach. No joy. I had hoped to be really drunk by now. As I think about (being gassed here and the gas has destroyed my train of thought) the problem...

The gas has stopped, giving me time to count beers: it looks like I have drunk about twelve 3.2 beers on an empty stomach. I have about eighteen beers available and it is only midnight, so be advised... things may yet go downhill.