Neoantisemite (Definition of)

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And you thought Mel Gibson was antisemitic. Welcome to Neoantisemitism! Isn't it funny how words tend to get longer and longer? I'm thinking of actually 'doing a Wiki,' which is to say, creating a Wikipedia definition. The two most obvious examples which come to mind at the moment are, 'reverse antisemitism' and 'neoantisemitism.' Of course, such new definitions would tend to suggest their opposite definitions...

Things could become complex. So:

What are the general attributes of a 'neoantisemite?' I would suggest the following:

1. He would be a raving Zionist.
2. He would be an avid student of 'Jewish last names.'
3. He would for aid to Israel, at least in the short term, in the interests of Jewish emigration.
4. He would be for national foreskin restoration and a ban on circumcision, especially of defenseless infants.
5. He would be in favor of a 'Senate Sexual Mutilation Sub-Committee' which would be empowered to routinely hear medical issues concerning circumcision-as-cure and circumcision-as-prevention.
6. He would favor a national law requiring any and all medical circumcisions to be reviewed by a mixed panel of Irish Catholic physicians and theologians, with the proviso that in any case approved by the panel the decision be automatically appealed to a panel of Atheistic psychologists specializing in male and female sexual pleasure.