Moving to Colorado?

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It's raining moderately now. I love rain. In Colorado, rain alternates with sunshine in a most complimentary manner in the summertime. In fact, we get too much sunshine here, not enough rain. I should live in Washington State, home of Mushrooms. Can I take a picture of the rain? I tried it. We shall see.

What I love about Colorado is the dry humidity. Colorado department stores don't smell funny the way they do in Florida. Your sweat evaporates quickly. Even if you pee in your pants they dry out much sooner than they would in Florida. I know: I have tested the hypothesis (but not in Florida). If you like to pee in your pants then you need to move to Colorado.