A Big Universe

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me: Without going into excessive detail can you give us a general idea concerning approximately when Jesus will be available for a 'second coming' on Earth?
gd: Standby... ok, got it. This is only an approximate date, could be sooner, could be later.
me: Stop stalling. Hit us with the date.
gd: About 362, 642 AD.
me: Whew.
gd: It's a big universe.
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I ended the conversation at that point, satisfied that I had nothing to worry about.