Vulvas

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Ok ok. One more beer, one more post. By the way girls, I just peed. My advice to you is to choose the opposite sex in the next life: it is sooo much fun to sink the toilet paper with a well-directed stream. You'll love it.

Hmm. The previous thought raises other reasons for a 'sex change operation' in the next life, now that I think about it. For example, you are issued a dick at birth. It might not seem like very much at the time but as you grow older you will begin to appreciate your dick. If you are lucky enough to escape ritual cultural mutilation (circumcision) you will really appreciate your dick about age 12 (a bit of RLG here).

Your dick will last you all the rest of your life and will be a constant source of sensual pleasure even in those times of inevitable emotional devastation. In fact, your dick will almost certainly save you from suicide or thoughts of suicide during troubling times. Generally speaking, dicks are superior to vulvas in that regard.

But how would I know that? I've never tried out a vulva... hmm.

I've fucked my share of vulvas... I've licked my share of vulvas (and by the way all vulvas taste the same: there is no racial difference in the taste (or smell) of vulvas).

I have also felt my share of vulvas, mostly with my left hand (my vulva hand) through nylon panties...