Irritating God

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Deborah Presken's first response to my gassing complaint some months ago was to poke a chopstick (or something like it) up my nose. Was she looking for the source of Bible Boogers? Was Debbie famaliar with my blog? And if so was Debbie hoping to score big with a nasal cancer diagnosis which would explain my Bible Boogery?

If that was the case, god may have overruled poor Deborah with a nasal cure.

And if THAT was the case then I claim to have discovered an entirely new method of dealing with god: irritate the bastard!