Friday, February 17, 2006

God's Power

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My INR continues to climb according to the latest report by Kaiser's 'Coag' unit, and they suggested lowering the dose even further, which I have done. Interestingly, my nose-blows have revealed no blood at all in recent weeks, suggesting a further divergence between personal and official estimates of 'blood thinness.' How to interpret this apparent discrepancy? I don't know.

But in the interests of speculation I blame god for the apparent problem. I think that god became soooo irritated by my relentless bombardment of the VOOT with my bloody snots that he strengthened the offending blood vessels. If this is true it negates my previous assertion to the effect that god is powerless: god has power. God has a small amount of power in my nose.

Oh well...