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Kelso opened the back door and I got in, barely. The quarters were extremely cramped and I had trouble getting my still swollen right leg inside. I noticed that the rear seats were made entirely of plastic and thought to myself 'Well it wouldn't do much good to pee on THESE seats.'

Kelso opened the window separating the front seats from the rear seats, and the interview began. It soon became obvious that (tap) Kelso did not believe (tap) my story. Without boring all of us with the depressing details, suffice it to say that the interview eventually came down to two embarrassing questions, the first (boom) of which was asked by Kelso: 'Have you ever been diagnosed as having a mental problem?'

The second question was asked by me: 'Are you working for Walter Gerash?'