The Present Moment - The Meditative State

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If I am correct concerning the original intention of the cilice, then I claim to have invented a much more pleasurable alternative: the underwear of the opposite sex. My experience has proved to me that nothing keeps me more 'in the moment' than wearing pink nylon panties, expecially when I go out into the 'real world.'

For example, when I do my shopping at King Soopers I always wear some form of women's panties. As I do my shopping I am constantly aware of my underpants. Furthermore I am aware that the vast majority of the men and women around me do not share my predelection concerning underpants and that they are most probably wearing conventional underpants.

Even furthermore I remain constantly aware, as I do my shopping, that I ought to be very careful when I bend over to grasp some or other grocery item, so as not to present obvious pantie lines to those women (and homosexual men) around me who might be interested in my butt.

The result of all this is that when I am shopping I am always 'in the moment,' not daydreaming about the future or the past. I claim that this state of being aware of the moment is the same state which the inventors of the cilice intended, butt which was perverted by Christianity.