Bi-directional Conscience

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That about ends my interests for this week, but I find myself still sober enough to continue. This fact is certainly due to my failure to imbibe any whiskey. Yet. I began with a Natural Light as Kootch and I did Millionaire, then I finished Kootch's bottle of BAREFOOT, and now I find myself on the eleventh beer. I am absolutely certain that I will be able to finish the entire 12-pack before 2300.

But my conscience nags at me: have I bushwhacked you, innocent reader, with 'sophisticated philosophy?' Serves you right. You should have learned philosophy when you were in high school.

But conscience still nags: am I letting you idiots out there slip by more or less unslapped?

SLAP! Conscience works both ways. Take That!