Friday, November 25, 2005

Agnostic Categories

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According to The very Old and odius Testament there is but one God. Furthermore that God has commanded us to ignore all other Gods in His favor. We all know that.

And yet we all make 'modifications' to that original god. These 'modifications' (or enhancements) are designed to 'humanize' the Old Bastard.

For some of us the god is mercy. For others the god is justice. For yet others the god is revenge. These are all legitimate aspects of 'the god of the vOoT.'

There are some of us who have no god. We have rejected the god of the voot. We may hold, as a theoretical possibility, that there is a god out there somewhere, but we don't think so. That is to say, we call ourselves, 'Agnostics.'

We don't fucking know.

There is a sub-category of agnostics: 'Not only do we not fucking know we don't fucking give a shit.' I would label this sub-category of Agnostics, 'The do-do Branch of Agnosticism.'

I belong to that branch.