The Word of God

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The eventual result of this national failure to decircumnasalise was a National Catastrophe: the Nasal-less kingdom was eventually conquered and the people of the kingdom were dispersed among the nations of the world in a kind of nasalespora.

But the People of the Nasalporia had a last card up their collective sleeve: the writings of the Great Mystic whose name was Nosedradamnus. They called their exclusive document, 'The Word of God.' Wow! What a name!

And I could go on and on of course, but you get the idea: the eventual result was that most of the nations of the world eventually settled on the idea that the religion of Nasalectomy was more or less true (tap) but needed much elaboration before it would appeal to a modern sophisticated culture.

Which brings us up to date.