Allah Only Knows

(3)

'Last men down' derives from a scene in 'The Road to 9-11' which shows a very large gathering of Muslim men in the Mosque. Came time to do the ritual prostation and they all went down in unison, more or less. But there were three or four of them who took their sweet time. They stayed up so long, if fact, that I began to wonder about them. Why were they taking so long?

They seemed to be fairly young agile men in good health yet they stayed up literally until all the rest had 'assumed the position.' Were they checking out all the butts around them? Were they anal-erotic homosexuals? Or were they perhaps Allah's special representatives on earth whose duty it was to look for panty lines? Allah only knows.