Cure for Rectal Prolapse

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Obviously I am not prepared at this late date to do justice to any sort of critique of Pat Robertson's pernicious penile prescription, being that I am on my twelveth beer and loving every sip of it. There is always next Friday. But just in case...

Just in case you are wondering how the idiot Pat Robertson could have presented a more sophisticated case in favor of sexual mutilation (circumcision) I will quote at length the list of 'human ills' for which circumcision has been historically touted to mitigate:

Well, unfortunately, I have drunk too much beer to present a credible (thump) case. By way of farewell I will only relate a single example from the early twentieth century: circumcision was thought at the time to cure rectal prolapse.