Why I Love God

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I will further explore my recent conversations with god next week. Meanwhile I am pleasantly drunk. Not only drunk but breathing pristine air!

This seems to be the right time to confess to you why I love god. Here goes:

I love god because He is always available. God is NEVER unavailable. You can talk to god any time of day or night and god will listen to you. God will not answer (thump) except in the most unusual circumstances, and when He does answer, you had better watch out.

I love the silence of god. I love His ignorance. I love His stupidity.