Water Sports

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Having got that off my chest I must now apologize to you fish out there. As I recall I accused you of reading me for venial urinary reasons. It was an ungracious idea. I completely failed to grant you the sort of intelligence which might draw you to this blog. I apologize. Mea culpa. Mea culpa. Mea maxima culpa.

On the other hand it seems to me that The Accused have a right to know exactly what they may have been accused of. Only this basic principle of justice motivates me in regard to the following confessions which I trust you will find amusing:

As you know I like to pee in my pants from time to time. They call it, 'water sports.' Apparently there is a significant number of folks out there who like to engage in such 'water sports.' These people find the activity 'sensually satisfying.' I do too.

But my interest is water sports is a solitary interest. Other people's water sports do not interest me. I could never do water sports with another person and enjoy it. The exception is that I find images of women with obviously peed pants sexually amusing. Not that I seek them out on the internet but I have stumbled across them from time to time and they are very amusing. I love the way their butts get wet...

But that is a nother story.