You Are Veggies

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I'm having real trouble with the Blogger time feature. Not only does it not present my personal time (I have to add an hour) but it seems to be screwing up the sequence of my posts. Now I am reduced to lying about the time I write this in order to keep the posts in sequence. So I lie and lie, but only to Blogger. Blogger deserves it. Not you. You are veggies. You deserve the truth.

In case you are wondering about this new term 'veggies' I am pleased to inform you that this new term is a more politically correct term for 'idiots.' I now live in a world full of veggies. And they are you.

I've discovered that I can simply stand up in the morning to escape the gas. They always gas me in the mornings while I'm watching TODAY and/or other stuff. The initial symptoms are a need to clear the throat followed immediately by a slight burning sensation in the throat. This has been going on and on for years, but I have recently discovered that all I need to do is stand up. Whereas I had previously left the room, usually for the computer in the bedroom, Now I simply stand up. Not only up: I exercise while I'm standing!

This 'gas stratification' is not new: I experienced it in the bedroom some time ago when I noticed that when the same effect appeared I could escape it by ducking my head down to about two feet above the floor, and that when I stood up the problem intensifyed immediately. Since the floor was (and still is) covered with plastic sheeting which is taped securely to the four walls, and since I have blocked all electrical outlets internally with 'goop,' I was forced to conclude that they were gassing me through the ceiling.

Sounds bizarre unless you know a little about my ceiling.