TIVO Explained

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Regarding Women's College Gymnastics, this choice is a no-brainer given the historical data to the effect that I was a virgin until I was twenty but an avid sex fan from the age of 12 when I 'invented' masturbation.

I like the McLaughlin Group for its arrogance.

CBS Sunday Morning is always a weekly treasure to be savored.

ABC World News Tonight won the lottery with the other contenders tivowise based on the technicality that I could watch CBS News live while recording NBC News on the VCR. They're all great.

Nova is MANDATORY!

Survivor.

Ebert and Roeper is my guide to 'current attractions.'

Face the Nation. I record this while watching similar stuff live (if I'm up at that early hour).

The 700 Club. I love this religious scam! I love it in the same sense that I love to see Shiites beating themselves every year about this time. I love it in the same way I love to watch The Mohel Show on JBS.

Today is like coffee in the morning. Although it is 'interminable' (three hours!) I still find a nugget now and then, and I tape it too. The reason is this: TIVO is backup in the fairly frequent case that I forget to turn off my VCR. It is an old vcr which fails to record stuff, on. I usually watch Today on the vcr because it is soooo much faster in 'fast forward' than tivo, and saves me time.

WCG (34): This is backup college pussy.

Frontline (6): Great stuff, like Nova.

Nature (12): More great stuff.

Earth Revealed: This series is the current cutting edge in my ongoing education. I love it!

Survivor.