Purple Heart for a Toe

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My previous writing was zapped away, and I am now reduced to commenting on it. The subject regarding my (left index) toe is lost forever, along with the reason for thinking that it deserved a Purple Heart.

If I may succinctly make a case for why my poor left index toe deserved a Purple Heart it would be this: that toe sustained injury in the war against the Circumsision Cult. I can think of no higher reason to award a purple heart to a toe.