Another Short Interview With WHTZSNM

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Max Schmeling died at age 99. He defeated Joe Lewis in their first (1936) encounter, but lost in the first round of their 1938 encounter. I wonder. I wonder whether Max Schmeling 'threw' that 1938 fight at a subconscious level, knowing what Hitler really was. I think so...

This ends my notes, and apparently I am now scheduled to do another interview with God. Good grief! You can imagine my consternation upon reading that I had volunteered for another such interview!

But my 'consternation' is really 'anticipation.' I dialed God on my cell phone and we quickly agreed to do the promised interview. Here it is:

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ME: Thank You for showing up for this interview.
GD: Showing up?
ME: As I recall we left the previous interview somewhere in Limbo; I did not have the time to address the questions most at issue. May I present them now?
GD: You do as you wish.
ME: All modern scientific knowlege tells us that 'spontaneous abortion' is far more prevelant than 'intentional abortion.' Is this really true?
GD: I DO NOT LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE!
ME: Is it true?
GD: True.
ME: Is it true that between 30 and 50 percent of all human conceptions end up being aborted?
GD: True.
ME: Is it true that every one of these aborted fetuses had a soul?
GD: True.
ME: Is it true that they will all go to Limbo, there to stay forever and ever?
GD: True. Do you realize how extremely irritating you are?
ME: Yes.
GD: I trust that you have made your point, and that I can go now...
ME: Not so fast: It would seem to follow logically that you are the the most efficient abortionist in our Universe? Do You deny the charge?
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