Covenant vs Contract

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Newt Gingrich was on The O'Reilly Factor tonight talking about the difference between a 'Covenant and a Contract.' I had to laugh. Gingrich suggested that a 'contract' was essentially protoplasmal in nature, whereas a 'covenant' was of a higher order, and that Canada was, at bottom, protoplasmal whereas America was, at bottom, covenential. The difference is extremely significant.

In fact, the difference between 'Covenant and Contract' is the difference between 'Natural and Supernatural.' That is the difference.

Do you believe in The Supernatural? If so you are Gingrichaen, otherwise you are Canadian.

I do not believe in the Supernatural. I believe in the Natural. Therefore I am a Canadian living in America. But, 'What is there to laugh about?' Good question. Here is why I laughed: I laughed because the most recent People to enter into a 'Covenant' were deprived of a lot of protoplasm protecting the most sensitive end of their collective penis. I speak of The Jews, of course: those poor unfortunate bastards!

Therefore I say that the Idiot Gingrich got it exactly backwards, protoplasmwise!