Skin Gas

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In what might be a related development I was gassed quite extensively the night before last with 'skin gas.' Skin Gas is the name I give to the unknown gas which causes my skin to feel 'prickly,' and is the nightime 'gas of choice.' Skin Gas also seems to amplify some kinds of itching. Skin Gas is unmistakable, especially at high concentrations, and prevents sleep. The previous 'record' of skin gassing was three continuous hours, but on this occasion that value was doubled (0330-0930) and I got no sleep at all that night. My conjecture is that this auspicious occasion was related to Sharon's (tap) cerebral hemorage in some bizarre way, the 'connection' being that we are (were) both on blood thinners. My subjective impression is that rage was the driving motivation here, not a play for Judeo-Israeli sympathy: I should have been the one selected by God to have the brain hemorage, not Sharon. But you never know... with crazies like Gerash...

I have 'timed' skin gas using the afformentioned warning (or celebratory) thumps. Skin Gas takes about one minute to 'work' assuming it is drawn into the bedroom immediately.