Tragedy

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Suck hearty.

The subjects of 'toxic relationship' and 'gassey parade' refer to my situation. I don't really want to address the subject right now in my dubious psychological state except to say that this morning (tap) the gassing became so severe that even (tap) running (being gassed here for the first time (boom) tonight) the VS at full power failed to overcome the gas. I was reduced to spending several minutes in Kootch's room to escape the gas. It went on and on. Eventually I stumbled on a possible correlation: a Saint Patty's parade on channel two (faint boom).

This brings up the subject of whether The Jews are really at war with The Irish (faint boom). There is no question that a particular Jew (Walter L. Gerash) is at war with (stomp) a particular Irishman (me). There can be no question whatsoever of that. That question is settled.

But is it true that Jews in general are at war with Irishmen in general? I think not but I could be wrong (Faint boom. From now on I will characterize a faint boom with a 'b' and a boom with a 'B'). I could be wrong. I hope I am wrong. Not that I am a Jew-lover, but it is very clear that in terms of numbers the Irish would win a Judeo-Irish war (b) hands down. Why do I say this?

Courage. Jews have no courage. Irishmen on the other hand have immense courage. Furthermore, here in America, the Irish outnumber the Jews at least six to one. No contest. In a cultural-ethnic war the Irish would vanquish the Jews. And it would be a tragedy.