Lawyers

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Saddam has finally been granted access to a lawyer. The word is that he is ecstatic. We don't wonder why.

But under normal circumstances we prefer to avoid lawyers. Why? Lawyers mean trouble (tap). Lawyers mean you are about waste money on esoteric nonsense. We all hate lawyers, normally. We hate them until we need them (tap).

Saddam needs... anybody! A lawyer will do! Saddam is in Hell.